By Skye the Sheltie
Dear Biscuit Lovers,
It started like any other peaceful day.
I had just completed my morning patrol of the backyard (no squirrels - for now), and was settling in for a good, long nap. The air smelled like toast. All was well.
Then… I heard it.
A low growl. A closet door creaked open.
I felt it in my paws.
The Vacuum Monster had returned.
I barked. I spun. I gave my most dramatic ears.
The humans ignored every warning.
And then they turned it on.
***
A Very Furry Emergency
It roared to life - sucking up crumbs I was saving for later.
It chased the rug. It lunged at my bed. It bumped into the table like it didn’t even care.
I took ccver under the couch.
I barked in three pitches.
I tried herding it (obviously ineffective).
I even offered it one of my old toys as tribute.
Nothing worked.
My humans? Just vacuuming. Like everything was fine. Like I wasn’t risking life and floof to protect them.
***
A Biscuit Breakthrough
Then it happened.
Mom stopped. Looked at me.
And said the magic words:
“Skye… do you want a biscuit?”
YES. YES I DO.
She reached for the bag - my biscuits.
Skye Biscuits. Made just for dogs like me.
Peanut butter & pumpkin. Soft, healthy, crunchy perfection. No weird ingredients. Just real stuff.
I took one. Chewed thoughtfully.
The Vacuum Monster kept growling, but… it didn’t seem quite so scary anymore.
Sheltie Wisdom
So here’s what I’ve learned:
Even when chaos hits — loud noises, mysterious machines, or unexpected bath time — there’s one thing that makes it all better:
A Skye Biscuit.
All-natural. Tail-wag approved.
Made for dogs. Loved by this dog.
Final Thoughts from Under the Couch
If you’re a fellow dog reading this (or a human shopping for a Very Good Girl or Boy), stock up.
You never know when the monsters will return.
And trust me — bravery tastes like peanut butter.
Wags and crumbs,
Skye the Sheltie 🐾
Founder, Chief Biscuit Tester